This programme contains product placement: further disturbance in Chelsea air

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Chelsea’s finest were at it again in Episode 5 of E4’s Made In Chelsea and poor Alik Alfus still can’t catch a break in his new surroundings.

Just when the American thought his relationship with Louise was back on track he was devastated by grim news that his Missus may have cheated on him whilst in a drunken stupor. Lucy Watson acquired this rumoured information through text, no less. Stay tuned.

One might be able to afford a lovely house in the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea with the amount of times a male has attempted to use a cute dog to woo a pretty lady. But it might just work for newcomer Josh Shepherd with Stephanie Pratt — is it not weird to anyone else that Spencer likes to set up his friends with his ex-girlfriends?

Georgia Toffolo, Toff, remerges in the episode and her dramatic return from Blundell’s doesn’t bode well for the future, if any, for Sam Thompson and Tiffany Watson judging by the previews of next week’s instalment.

Unfortunately, the drama for our structured-reality starts didn’t stop there. Binky’s ex, Alex Mytton, delivered a letter through her letterbox. We are only given a snippet of what it contains before he interrupted its reading.

Moment of the episode: Tiffany Watson’s mini golf kiss swerve. Sam lunged at the younger Watson sister on orders of Jamie Laing and co. All the biscuits he is heir to must’ve gone to his head with that advice. Laing should’ve known Tiffany was equally as guarded as sister Lucy.


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